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James Acaster traitors Christmas card 1

James Acaster wearing a Christmas hat, handling festive betrayal about as well as you’d expect. This Celebrity Traitors-inspired Christmas card reads: “STARTED LYING. HAD A BREAKDOWN. MERRY CHRISTMAS.”

Regular price £4.00

About James Acaster traitors Christmas card 1

Perfect for a James Acaster fan or your Traitors-watching mate—a Christmas card for anyone who couldn’t keep a secret without needing a little sit-down afterwards.

It’s a physical printed Christmas card featuring my original illustration, printed on 280gsm card with a glossy finish. It measures approximately 7 × 5 inches (178 × 127mm) and comes with a brown kraft envelope, ready for you to write and send. This isn’t a digital download.

Personalisation

The illustration and wording on the front are fixed and can’t be personalised.

If you’d like me to handwrite a message inside and post the card directly to someone, select that option and enter your message before adding it to your basket. Remember to say who it’s from, then use the recipient’s delivery address at checkout.

Postage and delivery

I pack and post the cards myself from Teddington. Choose from Royal Mail First Class, Second Class, Tracked 24, Tracked 48 or Signed For options at checkout, where you’ll see the available services and postage prices before paying.

Please order early for Christmas, allowing time for me to prepare your card and for Royal Mail to deliver it. Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 are delivery aims, not guaranteed delivery times.

Materials and printing

  • Printing method: HP Indigo digital print.
  • Material: Fedrigoni card.
  • Card weight: 280gsm.
  • Finish: Gloss.
  • Size: 7 × 5 inches (178 × 127mm).
  • Inks: Water-based.
  • Paper: Sustainably sourced.
  • Vegan-friendly: Contains no animal products.
  • Recyclable.
  • Plastic-free product.

Envelope and packaging

Includes a brown kraft envelope. Orders use highly opaque postal envelopes and plastic-free packaging.