Funny Christmas Cards for James Blunt Fans

James Blunt has turned up on Celebrity Traitors looking as though he’s been sent on a top-secret mission by the local tennis club. The tracksuits are magnificent. The serious expression makes them even better.

He’s a very funny bloke, and I rather enjoy the contrast between the military bearing and the wardrobe of someone about to play doubles in 1986. There was only one direction to take his Christmas card. His most famous song had to get involved.

James Blunt Christmas Card: You’re Beautiful, But Still Naughty

“HAPPY CHRISTMAS. YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL BUT YOU’RE STILL ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!”

I’ve drawn James in a gloriously retro red tracksuit. He looks ready to rescue the hostages, win the doubles and get home in time for a barbecue. Unfortunately, Santa’s not interested in his sporting achievements.

See the James Blunt Celebrity Traitors Christmas card.

A Funny Christmas Card for James Blunt Fans

For the James Blunt fan who knows every word of the song, or the friend who thinks being charming will get them out of trouble. It usually does. Santa, however, appears to have other ideas.

Each card features my own original illustration. It’s a physical printed 7 × 5-inch Christmas card, professionally printed on glossy 280gsm card and supplied with a brown kraft envelope.

Each printed card costs £4. I can send it to you to write yourself, or handwrite your message inside and post it directly to the recipient. Handwriting is included in the price.

These are unofficial, independently illustrated fan cards inspired by the programme, not official merchandise.

Printable Christmas Card Downloads on Etsy

Prefer to print your own? These digital downloads are separate from the physical printed cards. You’ll need your own paper, printer and envelope.

Download James Blunt: You’re Beautiful, But Still Naughty on Etsy.

Written and illustrated by Simon Stratford, independent type designer and illustrator. Follow the drawings and occasional animations on Instagram @itsmesimonok.