Funny Christmas Cards for Jerry Hall Fans

Jerry Hall on Celebrity Traitors was a gift. A wonderfully glamorous, gloriously unpredictable gift, with the sort of observations that make everyone else stop and wonder what just happened.

She might not have stayed as long as I’d have liked, but she certainly left me with material. Especially the way lipstick and a lunchtime sherry can apparently become crucial evidence in a murder investigation. Christmas practically demanded a card.

Jerry Hall Christmas Card: Lipstick, Sherry and Suspicion

“LIPSTICK AFTER MIDNIGHT? TRAITOR. SIX SHERRIES BEFORE LUNCH? FAITHFUL.”

Jerry’s holding her lipstick and sherry, and the logic is beyond reproach. Apparently. I’m not sure how the Round Table would cope with this system of evidence, but it would certainly make Christmas lunch more entertaining.

See the Jerry Hall Celebrity Traitors Christmas card.

A Funny Christmas Card for Jerry Hall Fans

For a Jerry Hall fan or the relative who treats the first sherry of Christmas Day as an administrative necessity. Six before lunch? According to Jerry, that’s practically proof of innocence.

Each card features my own original illustration. It’s a physical printed 7 × 5-inch Christmas card, professionally printed on glossy 280gsm card and supplied with a brown kraft envelope.

Each printed card costs £4. I can send it to you to write yourself, or handwrite your message inside and post it directly to the recipient. Handwriting is included in the price.

These are unofficial, independently illustrated fan cards inspired by the programme, not official merchandise.

Printable Christmas Card Downloads on Etsy

Prefer to print your own? These digital downloads are separate from the physical printed cards. You’ll need your own paper, printer and envelope.

Download Jerry Hall: Lipstick, Sherry and Suspicion on Etsy.

Written and illustrated by Simon Stratford, independent type designer and illustrator. Follow the drawings and occasional animations on Instagram @itsmesimonok.