Joanne McNally can turn a perfectly ordinary conversation into a full-scale incident. Which, on a programme where everyone’s accusing everyone else of murder, is exactly what you want.
On Celebrity Traitors she has opinions, suspicions and never a shortage of words. She can also defend somebody while the rest of the room is reaching for the metaphorical pitchforks. That gave me the idea for a Christmas card involving Santa’s naughty list. Obviously.
Joanne McNally Christmas Card: The Naughty List
“HAPPY CHRISTMAS. JOANNE’S CHECKED THE NAUGHTY LIST. DEFENDED EVERYONE ON IT.”
There she is, holding a list of people who have very clearly been up to no good, and somehow finding an argument in favour of every last one. Santa’s disciplinary hearing would run well into February.
See the Joanne McNally Celebrity Traitors Christmas card.
A Funny Christmas Card for Joanne McNally Fans
Send it to the friend who always takes the side of the accused, even when the evidence is sitting on the table wearing a Santa hat. If Joanne ever represents me in an argument, I’m pleading not guilty to absolutely everything.
Each card features my own original illustration. It’s a physical printed 7 × 5-inch Christmas card, professionally printed on glossy 280gsm card and supplied with a brown kraft envelope.
Each printed card costs £4. I can send it to you to write yourself, or handwrite your message inside and post it directly to the recipient. Handwriting is included in the price.
These are unofficial, independently illustrated fan cards inspired by the programme, not official merchandise.
Printable Christmas Card Downloads on Etsy
Prefer to print your own? These digital downloads are separate from the physical printed cards. You’ll need your own paper, printer and envelope.
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Written and illustrated by Simon Stratford, independent type designer and illustrator. Follow the drawings and occasional animations on Instagram @itsmesimonok.
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