Michael Sheen on Celebrity Traitors has been a joy to watch. You can practically hear the detective machinery whirring away. A suspicious glance here, a raised eyebrow there, and suddenly somebody’s under investigation for holding a teaspoon oddly. I love it.
He has the air of a man who’s worked everything out, apart from the small inconvenience of being surrounded by people who might be lying. So naturally, I drew him twice. One Christmas card simply wasn’t enough for this level of festive investigation.
Michael Sheen Christmas Card: Someone’s Framed Him
“HAPPY CHRISTMAS. MICHAEL OPENED HIS PRESENTS. SOMEONE’S FRAMED HIM.”
Michael unwraps a framed portrait of himself with a big red X across it. A present that raises more questions than it answers. I hope he kept the receipt.
See the Michael Sheen Celebrity Traitors Christmas card.
Michael Sheen Christmas Card: Bring a Mince Pie and an Alibi
“HAPPY CHRISTMAS. BRING A MINCE PIE AND AN ALIBI.”
In the second design, Michael’s holding a mince pie as though pastry might prove his innocence. Lovely gesture, but where exactly were you when the last one disappeared?
See the Michael Sheen Celebrity Traitors Christmas card.
A Funny Christmas Card for Michael Sheen Fans
Both cards are for the Michael Sheen fan who can’t get through Christmas dinner without wondering who looks suspicious. Personally, I’d bring the mince pie. I’m less confident about the alibi.
Each card features my own original illustration. It’s a physical printed 7 × 5-inch Christmas card, professionally printed on glossy 280gsm card and supplied with a brown kraft envelope.
Each printed card costs £4. I can send it to you to write yourself, or handwrite your message inside and post it directly to the recipient. Handwriting is included in the price.
These are unofficial, independently illustrated fan cards inspired by the programme, not official merchandise.
Printable Christmas Card Downloads on Etsy
Prefer to print your own? These digital downloads are separate from the physical printed cards. You’ll need your own paper, printer and envelope.
Download Michael Sheen: Someone’s Framed Him on Etsy.
Download Michael Sheen: Bring a Mince Pie and an Alibi on Etsy.
Written and illustrated by Simon Stratford, independent type designer and illustrator. Follow the drawings and occasional animations on Instagram @itsmesimonok.
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