Who won Celebrity Traitors UK season two? I think it’s going to be a Traitors victory this year, with Maya and King Kenny, now that James Acaster’s out of the frame. But I don’t actually know. It’ll all come to a head on tonight’s show. I’ll be watching.
Celebrity Traitors win
As Celebrity Traitors season two comes to an end, everything’s coming to a head. James Acaster threw a wobbly and got voted out. It’s all falling into place. So unless there’s a major catastrophe, I predict a Traitors win with Maya Jama and King Kenny. But I don’t actually know. This is just my prediction.
Maya Jama and King Kenny — I think they won Celebrity Traitors season two, finishing the game with a Traitors victory.
Celebrity Traitors season two ending
Well, there we are, or at least there we are so far. And that’s what I think is going to happen.
I really enjoy the Celebrity Traitors version much more than the normal show because it’s lighthearted. It’s more fluffy. The prize money isn’t important to the celebrity Traitors or the celebrity Faithfuls personally in the same way.
In the non-celebrity version, the money could be life-changing. So there’s real jeopardy involved. That adds a nasty streak to the show that I don’t like. Imagine having £100,000 or £50,000 dangled in front of you. Most people would get nasty because that money could make a real difference to their lives.
But with Celebrity Traitors, the prize money isn’t going into their own pockets. They’re getting paid for the show. That’s fine. It makes the whole thing much more lighthearted, funny and enjoyable. There’s no hatred for the celebrities — not as far as I’ve seen, anyway — like there was for the non-celebrity version.
I’m really sad that James Acaster didn’t make it to the end. I thought he was a great Traitor — in a bad way, in a funny way. But obviously it got to him.
The order people got voted out and murdered
Amol Rajan was the first celebrity to leave, murdered by the Traitors. Richard E. Grant was the first person voted out at the Round Table — and the first Traitor caught. Here’s the order their departures were revealed on the show.
| Order | Celebrity | How they left | Their role | Episode |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Amol Rajan | Murdered | Faithful | 2 |
| 2 | Richard E. Grant | Banished | Traitor | 3 |
| 3 | Myha’la | Banished | Faithful | 3 |
| 4 | Bella Ramsey | Murdered | Faithful | 4 |
| 5 | Julie Hesmondhalgh | Banished | Faithful | 4 |
| 6 | Rob Beckett | Murdered face to face | Faithful | 5 |
| 7 | Professor Hannah Fry | Banished | Traitor | 5 |
| 8 | Joe Lycett | Banished | Faithful | 6 |
| 9 | Ross Kemp | Murdered in plain sight | Faithful | 7 |
| 10 | Jerry Hall | Banished | Faithful | 7 |
| 11 | Miranda Hart | Murdered | Faithful | 8 |
| 12 | Joanne McNally | Banished | Faithful | 9 |
| 13 | Sharon Rooney | Murdered | Faithful | 9 |
| 14 | James Acaster | Banished | Traitor | 9 |
The first eleven departures run through episode eight; Joanne, Sharon and James left during the penultimate episode, in that order.
That leaves Maya Jama and King Kenny as the two Traitors, alongside Faithfuls Michael Sheen, James Blunt, Romesh Ranganathan, Leigh-Anne Pinnock and Sebastian Croft. There’s still another murder to be revealed. Seven people left, and breakfast is about to get awkward again.
Not had enough of the Traitors?
The final’s nearly over, and I’ll have to wait another year to see all this play out again. But if you’re a Traitors superfan, or you know one, you might be interested in my Celebrity Traitors Christmas cards.
I’ve illustrated the most popular — or what I think are the most popular — celebrities with a festive twist.
Perhaps these might be suitable for your friend or family member who called every banishment wrong and still insists they’d be brilliant on the show.
Each printed card costs £4 and comes with an envelope. If you’d like me to handwrite a message inside and send it directly to someone, the handwriting is included. Postage options and prices are shown at checkout.
Maya Jama, Celebrity Traitor Christmas card
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King Kenny, Celebrity Traitor Christmas card
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James Acaster, Celebrity Traitor Christmas card
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Michael Sheen, Celebrity Traitor Christmas card — mince pie and alibi
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Michael Sheen, Celebrity Traitor Christmas card — someone’s framed him
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Ross Kemp, Celebrity Traitor Christmas card
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Romesh Ranganathan, Celebrity Traitor Christmas card
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Joanne McNally, Celebrity Traitor Christmas card
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Jerry Hall, Celebrity Traitor Christmas card
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James Blunt, Celebrity Traitor Christmas card
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Printable Celebrity Traitors Christmas cards — print at home
Prefer to print your own? These Celebrity Traitors Christmas cards are available as digital downloads from my Etsy shop.
- Maya Jama — Maya Days Be Merry and Bright
- King Kenny — Good King Kenny Last Looked Out
- James Acaster — Dear Santa, Apart from the Murders
- James Acaster — Started Lying. Had a Breakdown.
- Michael Sheen — Bring a Mince Pie and an Alibi
- Michael Sheen — Someone’s Framed Him
- Ross Kemp — No Room at the Inn?
- Romesh Ranganathan — Looking Tired Is Evidence
- Joanne McNally — Joanne’s Checked the Naughty List
- Jerry Hall — Lipstick and Sherry
- James Blunt — You’re Beautiful, But Still on the Naughty List
These are digital downloads to print at home. No physical card or envelope will be posted.
Written by Simon Stratford, type designer, illustrator and Celebrity Traitors fan. You can find more of my drawings and questionable animation skills on Instagram @itsmesimonok.